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The author of the book: Ian Clements
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Date of issue: October 30th 2014
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‘Yes!’ I exclaimed, smacking the chair with my palm. ‘Discovered dead with fame assured! Well Eustace, I tell you I am tired of playing second fiddle to these men. Tonight I look death square in the eye…socket; tweak the nose of hell’s grim tyrant; show that no ancient force can lay down the knife and fork of just any Englishman! I will have satisfaction.’
The barrel of Colefeather’s revolver had drooped to the cushion.
‘Surely you do not mean...?’
I sipped the brandy and issued a small, satisfied hiss as it slid down my gullet.
‘Surely I do, Eustace. Tonight I make Berkeley Square my home.’
On the eve of Halloween, 1845, the thing that dwells at fifty Berkeley Square promises a swift and horrible end to any visitor; but it has never met Norton Pumblesmythe. A deranged hooligan whose sense of entitlement is matched only by his family fortune. For him, there is no landmark event that cannot be gate-crashed, no historical figure who cannot be harassed, and no drug that cannot be mixed with alcohol.
Be it ghost or demon, the battle lines have been drawn. One knows no fear, the other knows no better. Will this be the fight of Norton’s life, or the end of it?
A standalone introduction to the forthcoming series ‘The Fantastic Adventures of Norton Pumblesmythe’, ‘Terror Beyond Measure’ is a unique blend of horror comedy and Victorian slapstick. Pumblesmythe’s ridiculous memoirs take farce to a new level, rewriting history books through the absinthe clouded eye of a man who was definitely there, if not entirely present.
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Read information about the author'Biography?' I mused, tapping my pipe on the arm of the chair in idle thought.
There was a creak to my right as a gentleman, lulled by brandy and heat of the fire, awoke to utter: 'A summation of your life, good fellow. Triumphs, pitfalls, steamy romances.'
I sipped whisky and stared into the hearth's soothing dance of flame. 'They shall not be reassured, thus. I was born before a blank page, blood black as ink for that ravenous foolscap. I have destroyed more worlds then most men view in a lifetime. Adverbs whisper to me in the darkness. My first short story was forty thousand words, and I do not understand Twitter.'
The gentleman grunted assent and drew on his cigar. 'Well then. Do you plan giveaways, some form of question and answer scenario?'
'Perhaps' I murmured, steepling fingers as a calculating smile spread across my face.
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