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Ebook Love in a Nutshell by Janet Evanovich read! Book Title: Love in a Nutshell
The author of the book: Janet Evanovich
Edition: Macmillan Audio
Date of issue: January 3rd 2012
ISBN: 1427214964
ISBN 13: 9781427214966
Language: English
Format files: PDF
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Reader ratings: 5.7

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Ok, admittedly, I haven't read many of Evanovich's books, but I'd heard that she was funny.
This wasn't funny. Like, not even a little bit!



This was a total cornball mystery/romance that relied on hokey shit to keep the plot (loosely using that word) going. Every single dried up, goofy, overused trope was effectively rolled up into one dumbass story.
They even threw in a 3 legged dog to show that Matt was a good guy.
Oh my! If he rescued a hound that was missing a limb, he must be a GOOD GUY! Right? Riiiiight?!



Ok, so Kate (recently divorced & jobless) moves into her family's summer home in {generic tourist town} and tries to start over. The family home is called The Nutshell. Get it? Love in a Nutshell!



Not only is Kate unemployed and unlucky in love, her ex-husband got custody of her beloved poodle in the divorce settlement. Because the amputee hound just wasn't enough dog for this book. And the poodle thing is pounded into the story over and over and over again.
Boo-hoo! I miss Stella! Wah! I miss my dog!
Just...enough already! It's a dog. Seriously!
And, yes, I get that dogs are people too. *rolls eyes* But once we finally get to meet Stella, I couldn't reconcile why the fuck Kate wasn't absolutely thrilled to get rid of her. There was quite literally nothing even remotely lovable about the damn dog. She was just a giant pain in the ass that growled and...growled more.



The love part of this felt like it was some weird PG teen movie shit. If there was a ridiculous reason for them to almost kiss...but NOT!...it was stuffed into the story. Over and over and over and over these two did their little will-they-won't-they dance. At one point, she was even living at his house (b/c DANGER!), and they didn't even get it on. Even though, by that point, they had both admitted to reallyreallyreally liking each other.
But the Growling Poodle stopped them.
Because it's not like you could have tossed her in the bathroom and shut the door or anything. If a dog growls...sexytimes are OVER!



By the halfway point I had given up on liking the romance, so I decided to focus my energy on liking the mystery. But the 'mystery' was so ridiculous that I had a hard time keeping my eyeballs from rolling out of my head.
Someone is sabotaging Matt's brewery!
Which is why he hires Kate. You know, in the hopes that this new girl will hear or see something that will point to the culprit.
No. Really. I'm serious.
It starts out as small stuff, but quickly escalates!
OhMyGod! How will they ever figure out who is setting fire to his dumpster, or leaving the cooler doors open?! It's impossible! Not even Columbo could solve this mystery!
Unless...
Maybe, just maybe, Matt could install a camera system in his brewery?
Because that would have solved the problem within the first 5 pages.
Just sayin'.



And I know what you're thinking.
Well, maybe he can't afford a camera system, Anne?
He's going to pay Kate $20,000 to find the saboteur. $20,000!
He can afford a few cameras.



Bottom line, I thought this is the opposite of well-thought out, funny, and romantic.
I listened to the audiobook, and the woman who read the story did a good job, though. So...there's that.


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Ebook Love in a Nutshell read Online! Janet Evanovich is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Stephanie Plum series, the Lizzy and Diesel series, twelve romance novels, the Alexandra Barnaby novels and Trouble Maker graphic novel, and How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author, as well as the Fox and O'Hare series with co-author Lee Goldberg.


Reviews of the Love in a Nutshell


FELIX

You need to drive a phone number to protect against robots.

MICHAEL

The book brought changes in life!

HARRIET

Rarely do the books make me cry, but this one could.

BENJAMIN

Why do you need to write a phone?

SCARLETT

The only book I read in 1 day




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